pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 17, 2002

Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

spank tent

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.

Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.

by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

sex tent

When you have to create a "tent" with your blanket to have sex because your roommate and/or friend is in the next bed.

We had to create a sex tent cause my roommate was in the room.

by MiamiSalsera January 18, 2016

pitch-a-tent

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent

he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!

by steven desmond January 30, 2007

camel tent

When a girl with a mythologically-sized clit gets aroused causing the pants to protrude. Similar to male popping a tent.

She had some wicked camel tent after I licked her nipples.

by mikey james October 25, 2005

Stink Tent

The pocket of stench that occurs when the back of your shirt hangs over the shitter.

"Man that Chinese food I ate for lunch left me with a nasty stink tent all day."

by beerwick March 11, 2009