Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.

Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!

by Etrenis February 20, 2009

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.

Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.

by moonarm September 4, 2020

nostril rape

The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent

No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)

by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017

Calfs Nostril

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Niagara Nostril

When you moisten your index finger with saliva and insert it into another’s nostril

“Dude, I gave Chedda the nastiest niagara nostril of all time.”

by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024