High-noon Riders

From the 1955 Gary Cooper Flick, High Noon. Essentially used to describe bad-ass motha fuckas who ride whether it be on horseback or with the whip on creep.

"High-Noon Riders up in here".

"Lets roll through like some high-noon ridas".

by upfull0ne April 3, 2008

high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.

Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!

by Ultimatefgt November 5, 2013

forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by aweeze April 3, 2010

noon o'clock shotgun

10 minutes prior to noon, gather your friends and puncture a hole in the bottom of each of your beers, making sure that nothing is spilling by tilting your beer. upon the arrival of noon o'clock, crack open the beers and drink out of the hole you made. Most commonly used at college football game tailgates

Hurry up and get your beers, time to noon o'clock shotgun soon!

by Aggressive Drinker August 9, 2011

High Noon on my Sundial

This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."

Hot girl: Do you know what time it is?
Guy with erection: It's High Noon on my sundial.

by Spartanboy3000 April 4, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010