The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 8, 2022

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 12, 2023

noon

A knife spoon. At one end there is a knife, and at the other, there is a spoon.

Give me your money! *reveals noon* I'll noon you up.

by Thomas Huntley May 20, 2023

Noons

Noons is a word CREATED BY FYODORFEETS on discord. Noons is the name of her fanbase.

I am a noons!

by Fyodorfeets August 10, 2022

Noons

Noons are fyodorfeets fans. Fyodorfeets is someone on discord . Noons are the best people to ever exist.

Omg im such a noons!

by Fyodorfeets August 10, 2022

Noon

The name given to the prettiest girls. Noon is a sexy lady who catches eyes as she's walking. She might be a little tensed but when u get to know her she's the most fun to hangout with unless you won't stare at her kardashian like body. Noon you're a genius!

Oh hi you're soooo pretty is your name Noon

by November 22, 2021

noon

The time when the sun is highest in the sky. It actually tends to come after 12 pm, because most time zones are too early. Especially when daylight saving time is involved.

Please don't use the term "noon" to mean 12 pm, as it actually tends to come later than that. And please don't use it as a euphemism for the N-word. We cannot have "noon" become a slur. Please stick to its original meaning.

Noon is halfway between sunrise and sunset.

by ensam November 15, 2022