canadian nookie

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues

Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend

by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015

nookie

Meaning lame, weak, irrelevant, soft, wannabe/fake, no good, not solid. Usually used to describe a person or group but not limited to that.

NOT pronounced like the Limp Bizkit song.

Pronounced like "new-key" "newkee" "nukie". NOT pronounced like cookie with and N

"Those dudes Jack and Greg that say they're crips tried to press us at the park"
Response: "Phhh those nookie ass clowns aint even worth ur time"

"I swore at a cop and they tried to threaten me with nookie charges"

by anonymous August 29, 2023

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

nookie pudding

Nookie pudding is when you're doing anal and she craps on your dick. Then you put it In her pussy.

I met this chick last night and she begged me to give her a nookie pudding.

by Rusty magic January 7, 2017

subsistence nookie

Obviously the term for sleeping with someone you don't want a long term relationship with, but find necessary to keep yourself in hormonal harmony

Howeigh found Davey's personality to be utterly reprehensible but continued to use him as a source of subsistence nookie.

by Quinmill October 3, 2008

NOOKI

Big swaggers nuggets, replaced the KKK

Join the Nooki for pure stuff

by UgottaProb May 26, 2020

hookie nookie

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.

"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far

by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020