Cat nonce

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat

Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat

by Repro March 29, 2020

Rex Nonce

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo

Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.

by PenisQueefer692572 February 18, 2023

Nonce

Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.

I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.

That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011

nonce

British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.

Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.

by VA-Flans February 24, 2009

nonce fodder

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.

1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

Nonce nugget

A Werthers Original

Werthers Original sweets... sweets that old men give to children... = Nonce nuggets

by mrbisq July 4, 2011

Nonce

Originally an acronym of 'Not of Normal Criminal Element' used to label english prisoners convicted of sex offences involving minors, the word nonce has evolved over the years to also be used as a derogatory slang term for calling someone an idiot or a penis. For example,

"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"

It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.

The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.

"Fancy grabbing a coffee and having a little nonce round the shops?"

"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"

"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"

"Have a nonce at this!"

by whoever1234 February 9, 2017