What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
by Oh my my February 19, 2015
Get the Bullshitter's remorsemug. Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.
Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
by Roopybabe November 22, 2013
Get the kebabists remorsemug. Whore Remorse is when a woman gets in a slutty mood and has casual sex then regrets it either immediately or later.
Usually this occurs during her ovulatory period, when sex hormones are at their peak and her body is at its most fertile.
Sometimes this change in attitude is reflected in how she treats the guy that she had sex with. She will try to make him feel like he owes her something. Even if it was clear at the get go that the sex was just casual, the women might regret this and feel like she has behaved like a whore.
This can cause a chain of frustrating reactions and feelings, where the woman feels like she should have gotten more in return for sex with her, which can make her feel even more whorish.
Usually this occurs during her ovulatory period, when sex hormones are at their peak and her body is at its most fertile.
Sometimes this change in attitude is reflected in how she treats the guy that she had sex with. She will try to make him feel like he owes her something. Even if it was clear at the get go that the sex was just casual, the women might regret this and feel like she has behaved like a whore.
This can cause a chain of frustrating reactions and feelings, where the woman feels like she should have gotten more in return for sex with her, which can make her feel even more whorish.
Bitch dragged me into the back seat and fucked my brains out, then comes down with a case of whore remorse and expects me to put on my shining armor.
by universatile August 19, 2010
Get the whore remorsemug. by Bthinks July 16, 2009
Get the Intercourse Remorsemug. Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius October 4, 2008
Get the Boner's remorsemug. The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!
Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!
by Roy Frakelton June 28, 2007
Get the Dialers Remorsemug. When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.
Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"
Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."
by Papacskillz January 17, 2008
Get the asshole's remorsemug.