When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands
by Smsccp January 11, 2021
Get the Pizzlemug. by AssandTitties May 14, 2015
Get the D-Pizzlemug. A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
Get the pooch pizzlemug. being so puzzled you piss yourself
by snail.lord October 1, 2022
Get the pizzledmug. A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
Get the pizzle lizardmug. When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.
by bigwillyp July 18, 2023
Get the Pizzlingmug. by Andrea April 21, 2005
Get the Pizzlemug.