Andy Newman

A stone cold soup killer.

I'm going all Andy Newman on this tomato bruv.

by Lordoftheimps March 17, 2022

isaac newman

SEXY BEAST WHO IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!! AND CLUTCH SIX SIEGE ALL DAYYY!!!!

Wow he's a real smerknnuglet Isaac Newman

by Likdk July 14, 2017

Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.

Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works

by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

Glazed Newman

That shining face, like a sweaty Seinfeld Newman, you get after spending time at the Y.

My boy came out the bedroom in Glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 24, 2021

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.

When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.

by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018