mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 08, 2020

cooper mutton

cooper muttons school photo is cooked and his sister is hot

cooper muttons sister is hot

by fortfag June 07, 2022

mutton power

To use one's power tool on a Ho's vagina.

The bitch was so horny I used my Mutton Power on that pussy

by HosstheBoss January 10, 2016

mutton bustin

When you shave your pubes, bust on a girl's face, and use the jizz as glue to make mutton chops on the girl's face.

I was mutton bustin on this girl and gave her facial hair.

by Deedledortch May 15, 2015

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 19, 2010

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 08, 2007

Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 15, 2011