mutant dick

A cock sucker that pretends to be your friend but then takes advantage of you and overall influences your behaviour and peer pressures you into doing shitty things and will lie to get himself out of trouble. Also doesn't give two shits about you.

*Adam* "Luke made me vandalise my teachers house with him. he ran of and I got the blame."
*Ambrose*" what a mutant dick!"

by dcswansemangle February 25, 2015

mutant genitalia

Having a Nigerian sized penis while at the same time having the body of an eleven year old. it's a pretty horrific sight when someone with mutant genitalia is completely nude.

"Dude, did you see George in gym today? His mutant genitalia is so disgusting!"

by MRGN FRMN October 26, 2015

Mitiana

She always has your back and will be there for you through thick and thin. She's very creative and really cute. Even though she won't admit it she's an amazing artist and singer. She loves showing affection to her friends, so you better let her hug you. She's self-conscious and a little paranoid because of her family, but she always covers that up with a smile and laughs.

"Dude how is Mitiana so talented?"
"I dunno man, it's crazy!"

by Pedro's_Problems September 6, 2021

The Mutant Creep

the art of drunkenly walking down the street late at night around a bar infused neighborhood looking to get it poppin with a female

Bob and Jimmy were striking out at the cluuub, so they decided to do the mutant creep down 3rd avenue

by Mutanex July 23, 2010

teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.

Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.

by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011

Mutiny

A Mutiny is when you allow someone to engage in penetrative sex with yourself during pirate-esque sorts of role play and then have them ambushed by one or more people in which you proceed to 'take over'.

One evening, Jenny thought it would be funny to have some friends hide in her closet so she could give her boyfriend a Mutiny.

by atayomics December 3, 2011

mutant (n.)

a person with one or more superhuman power.

the mutant was able to use her telekinesis to move many obects, large and small.

by im a mutant May 30, 2003