limp mummy

When you wear your underwear for too long and your penis turns all wrinkly and dies

Dude I forgot to change my underwear for a month and it turned into a limp mummy!

by Handy Crappers March 31, 2016

Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.

When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".

by Julia Dream May 25, 2011

lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

by mrbukkake March 17, 2013

Mummy Knows

A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.

I told you mummy knows!!!!

by Emily R G August 19, 2008

Mummy Ducky

The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.

We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.

by FM Member December 23, 2019

Your mummy

A very sexy woman indeed

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud

by whydidjypee May 12, 2022