A gathering of likeminded, middle aged males who get together for beers on a Monday evening, to 'break in' the working week after the weekend. Conversations often include, but are not limited to; cars, motorcycles, hobbies, general trivia and current affairs. Topics of sports are seldom included due to a lack of group interest.
Guy 1: "Are you going to Monday Club tonight for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"
by Hazy Jane October 18, 2020

No mercy monday is when you and a group of friends are horrible to each other, call each other out, and be brutally honest all day and no matter how mad someone gets you don't stop that's were the "no mercy" comes in. Me and my friends love this. It should help you and your friends be nicer to each other through out the week. But come Tuesday, you cannot be mad at someone for what they have said because that's the whole reason of no mercy monday, to release tention and get it all of your chest.It's kind of a friendship building exercise for horrible people. ~Warning: you have to be good friends to participate in this~
"You act like the world revolves around you and it's so annoying"
"You think you know everything about everyone and you don't news flash, your a spoiled little two faced bitch that dosnt know shit"
(this continues until Monday at midnight. That's when no mercy monday ends)
"You think you know everything about everyone and you don't news flash, your a spoiled little two faced bitch that dosnt know shit"
(this continues until Monday at midnight. That's when no mercy monday ends)
by Nomercy January 11, 2014

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
by goaart June 4, 2021

On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.
by copenskoal March 20, 2009

the monday after Homecoming weekend, where everyone hears the stories of what happened at the party, and all of the people who hooked up are UBER awkward around each other/ avoidant. my personal favorite day of the year.
by DemiVikiC November 6, 2007

When a persons work becomes too demanding on a Monday and he/she is eventually overloaded and can no longer function.
Can often occur after excessive Friday freewheeling.
Can often occur after excessive Friday freewheeling.
by Clifford H Boost Jr May 15, 2009

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016
