Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015

mister maybe

mister maybe is a man that has it all.
he says what ever he pleases.
you most likely owe him money.
he always makes the first move, don't even try to contact him.

"if mister maybe asks me out on a date i will definitely accept"

"mister maybe called and we talked for hours"

"mister maybe has feet that are size ten men......you should give him a call"

"i owe mister maybe a shitload of money, it was very wonderful of him to lend it to me"

"mister maybe told me he wanted to put my hair in his nose, i feel so good about myself"

by generous-master-sturdy January 19, 2010

piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard

"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"

by pseudoyname October 16, 2018

mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

Mister Ed

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020