Messmonkey

The new, improved version of the term "messdog". Means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.

Can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. This is usually done to attract members of the opposite sex, as is done in the jungle.

Im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed

by G-Dawggy July 19, 2011

messed up

Like messed but in the up direction.

Toby: "Oh, that's messed up. Steven, can you make that mess a little bit lower, thank you!"

by grammaticalfail October 25, 2011

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

to messenge (verb)

To use MSN Messenger.

I am busy messenging at the moment.

by LauraR November 18, 2002

Messenger Bag

A purse

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali October 7, 2009

messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.

Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.

by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007

messiming

facebook im-ing and messaging at the SAME time!!! ...a scandelous form of communication.

jacob and delaney are currently messiming each other...ooo la la!

by smitty jones May 18, 2008