mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed March 3, 2016

Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.

I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?

by Fearman August 4, 2007

Meditation

The art of clearing your mind of all coherent thought or action; except to focus on one thing; like the beauty of some random tree or something. It is to come in contact with your inner self.

So, Hirosuke, if that how you got those 1337 New-Type Skittles?

by Leiko October 6, 2004

metatron

1. The angel who acts are the voice of God in all matters. The true voice of God would kill anyone who heard it.
"Behold the Metatron, Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God."

2. Coolest fellow on the internet in the early 2000's, mint bloke, pure gold he is!

1. "Behold the Metatron, Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God."

2. "Whos is that slick fellz from Karagarga all the gals are jiving about?" answer: "Metatron".

by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008

tentationtism

A retard who listens to xxxtentation to much then jumps off a building thinking that they’re cool

He has tentationtism

by Toryj62 May 10, 2018

transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007