Menstrocity

When a girl has a very large period that even the tampons and pads can't absorb all the blood.

Mia had such a huge period it was a menstrocity!

by retroreto September 8, 2012

menstruversary

The celebration of going another month without becoming pregnant.

Steve - "Hey Bill! Karen and I are celebrating our 5th menstruversary!"
Bill - "That's because you should never have kids, Steve, and God knows that."
Steve - "I think God knows anyone named Karen shouldn't have kids, asshole."

by sarsinNJ November 4, 2013

menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

by caffinitive July 4, 2014

Menstrual Aftermath

The stage at which a woman comes off her period and reverts from being cranky and angry back to being calm.

My wife finally went into Menstrual Aftermath. Now she'll stop telling me to move my weight for a few weeks.

by SQG_Slasher September 7, 2014

mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.

Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014

menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015

menstrual sister

one of two (or more) women who happen to fall on the same menstrual cycle. Menstrual sisters often times find comfort in sulking, eating, complaining, and causing a scene together.

My menstrual sister, from the stall next to mine, threw a tampon at me as I kicked my door in anger.

As a good menstrual sister, I shared my chocolate as we bled and weeped together.

by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016