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merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas
Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh
by Toadwithafedora December 25, 2020
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Dirty Merry

Someone who is of non-slut demeanor, who will rock your socks off with their secret kinky-ness. Or someone who carries a revolver and will end your life without hesitation.
Shes no ordinary freak, man! She's a dirty merry!
by Luna666 June 24, 2019
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bloody merry

British term for "damn happy"
"Are you OK?"
"I'm bloody merry!"
by Anonymous January 29, 2003
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Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.
Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!
by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020
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Merry Christmas

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by anonymous December 30, 2020
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Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.
Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
by GoldMiner January 13, 2010
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merry crimas

"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas
by mynameisnotfiveweenies November 24, 2020
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