Maximus Cannabis

Maximus Cannabis is one of the original 13 breeders responsible for bringing the concept of micro grows to the main stream. Together with the "dirty dozen", they were able to help bring about modern hydroponics buy proof of concept plans showing how hydro gear could be sold legally and across state lines. Others may claim this name, but the original owner is still located in California and lists his city as Rodriville

Did you hear about that new strain by Maximus Cannabis. It's the shiznit

by Maximus Cannabis October 6, 2010

MaximusKE

MaximusKE; The human equivalent of Google/ The googler. Uses Google to win wrestling trivia matches.

Bruh. MaximusKE googled again. He’s worse than Jim.

by The Ruler Of Everything. May 7, 2021

marimailbox

Marimailbox is actually a really nice person! They're super fun to hang around and can always joke with! They're a big fan of OMORI and they better enjoy HeroMari or else people are going to gather up at their house and nibble their toes off.

marimailbox is a super cool person and will always be a great friend!

marimailbox is a sussy impostor..

by I DONT SHIP HEROMORI June 18, 2021

Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

MaximilianMus

A strong contagious variant of cancer

The WHO have declared a MaximilianMus pancemic.
Currently 1.4 million people are infected with this contagious disease

by TnBruh September 24, 2021

maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009