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Matea

A selfish, ignorant bitch that thinks she's better than everyone.
Person 1: Fuck...Bill is being a Matea again....

Person 2: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Starfighterniggerbean August 26, 2010
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Marco Materazzi

See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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mateymoo

a word conveying deep caring and affinity for the person to which it is directed. may be used as an insult when directed at stubert, prince of darkness. The derivative "moo" may be added onto people's names, or used on it's own as a term of address.
1. "Hey there mateymoo, what's up?
"Not bad, quite looking forward to a hearty gikkle later on.

2. "Hey Stuartmoo, how's things?"
"Will you please fucking not call me that?"

3. "Hey moo! Good to see you!"

SKIT-SOTH! "It's. Fucking. STuart. Kay?"
by Sahara June 16, 2003
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Rizzi Matela

Rizzi- person with a mental paralysis; an abnormal person. A person who lives under a bridge and eats human wastes.

Matela- a thick-faced person.


Rizzi Matela- A person who is terribly annoying. A person who thinks he is good at everything. A very STUPID person.
Rizzi Matela goes around the school campus walking like a pig.
by Lala Ravae Runma November 5, 2003
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matey

A word used by northern people (From Reading)
by Essex April 18, 2006
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matey

a derogatory term used by mostly ageing cougars who think they can pull better than whats in front of them. In this circumstance it is regarded as an insult considering the person who says it is most likely A: 40 something with a hallway vagina, or B: really fat. However the same word used in a sentence by a pirate or bikie with a beard is actually a colloquial form of communication among mateys.
shopkeep lady: what can i get you matey?
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.

pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro
by pickleton hater February 26, 2011
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matayah

A sexy girl with blond hair and white smile... She's sometimes lazy but is always happy.
Wow look at that Matayah!!
by Matayah buck July 4, 2016
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