Tijuana Back Massage 

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

Tijuana Back Massage by Aus151 July 20, 2010

french massage 

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

french massage by Khokolate February 25, 2011

deep throat tongue massage 

1. The act of licking ones balls while simultaneously performing fellatio 2. Deep throating a guy and licking his balls at the same time.

Sage was good, she never gagged while giving me a deep throat tongue massage. She would use her thumb to bring my balls closer to her mouth so she could give me my morning DTTM.

deep throat tongue massage by johnny rush February 22, 2008

sandwich massage 

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

sandwich massage by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage 

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

body massage

To rub or massage a body.

Mr. Body Massage Machine, GO!

body massage by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

lincoln massage 

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

lincoln massage by Apollo_Creed January 13, 2014