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lincoln massage

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

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Taking nude pictures of you genitalia while wearing crocks and sending it to a female's phone.

Brett got caught farving when Ashley showed everyone the naked pictures he took of himself while wearing the ugliest shoes imaginable.

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