sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.
person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
by bigcroationpenis December 9, 2008
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When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.
by gmack April 18, 2004
Get the Wallet Malfunction mug.When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing
I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss
by omar2928 November 11, 2009
Get the noise malfunction mug.1) Somebody from Manchester. England's 6th largest city
2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".
A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?
2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".
A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?
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Get the Manhunter mug.One who seeks the warmth of another man between his buttocks or mouth. Usually hunts for men in truck stops by yelling "cock!" really loud which enables a radar sense, much like a bat.
1.Dude last night Ol' Wayne was looking for dudes outside my truck, I couldn't sleep!
2.I know I heard him too, he's such a manhunter.
1.He's the queen of manhunters.
2.Haha
2.I know I heard him too, he's such a manhunter.
1.He's the queen of manhunters.
2.Haha
by The manliest man December 9, 2008
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