Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur

1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.

by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

Mandies

The guy version of a figurative panties/undies. While no male panties have been made, this formless 'wear' is used by men and boys.

To be used when one is under such astonishment, that his mandies are dropped Oh sh*t these cigars are so good, I creamed my mandies. Dropping my mandies

by Herfar December 11, 2014

Maddlestastic

A nickname for someone called maddy

Hey Maddlestastic! Hows it going?

by ABBB WAZ HERE August 24, 2008

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

mindless dribble

the words, phrases, or blobs of sound that come out of a person's mouth when extremly intoxicated, usually under the influence of multiple intoxicating substances at the same time. for example: someone under the influence of LSD and high levels of alcohol will have a conflict between their speech patterns, due to the confusion of tripping their balls of on acid and the usual affects someone plastered drunk would demonstrate. someone not under the affects of these drugs at the same time would not be able to understand this type of speech, however, someone who is also under the affects of similar substances will have a greater meaning for the sound(s).

" that kid is so spun out drunk hes spittin' mindless dribble all over the place"

by dubmaster, fresh August 18, 2011

Mindless Self Indulgence

One of the worst bands ever. They are an absolutely shitty band from NYC, with absolutely shitty lyrics. (I've been denied all the best ultra sex. I... I tried to consume just like a super faggot. I got some dude. how can y'all give a mutha fucka something so good he couldn't say no you nailed me hard.) Their lead singer is a whiny bitch, and all of their songs are about getting laid, dicks, and vaginas.

Their fans all claim they are one of the most original bands ever, which is absolute bull shit.

Bob: Hey John, check out this band. They're called Mindless Self Indulgence. They're this totally original punk band from NYC.

Next day

John: I listened to that CD. What the fuck was that shit? It sucked dick. Go listen to Radiohead, you simple minded fool.

by RADIOHEAD FAN 123 September 11, 2009