Feeding Him The Lumber

1. Homosexual intercourse between two men
2. Gay Anal Sex

Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber

by CC1361 May 16, 2009

lesbian lumber jack

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

by Mike Valente January 30, 2007

lay the lumber

To take a poop; to drop a deuce.

Man, after that dinner I am going to have to lay the lumber!

by Da_Real_One_69 February 13, 2016

chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast

wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty

by Jermiah Pharms December 06, 2003

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 02, 2009

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 04, 2008