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st x louisville 

louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!
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Trinity High School (Louisville) 

Centered in Louisville, Trinity High School is the source of almost all of epicness and swag on Earth. Is also the source of cringe. Is made out of a swag cafeteria with a feasts and a bunch of endless hallways made of granite. 98% of the students are football and are in Crist. The school is made up of 3 houses: Slytherin, and Memeus Icecreamus

Notable Alumni: Fred Flintstone, Gilgamesh of Uruk, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Sun Tzu, Confucius, Karl Marx, Dababy, Beavis and Butthead, Robbie Rotten, Kanye East,
Did you see the swag guy, I heard he goes to Trinity High School (Louisville)!

The Louisville Sucker 

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky
Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.

Lewisville Slugga 

A rapper from Fayetteville, AR. Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent. recording label. Original member of the Roadhouse Crew. Most widely known song is Ice Cream Blow Job.
Yo brah! I just downloaded the new Lewisville Slugga mixtape! It's sicker than swine flu!

Lewisville Lean 

Koolaid and Jolly Rancher from the kitchen of the single mother you're dating and tryin' to get at, with some Promethazine Codeine you brought with you in your back pocket.
Damn man... I sat here and watched two hours of Madagascar 3 with this chicks kid, and all I got was a koolaid stain and some Lewisville Lean!!!

Louisvillian 

^an awesome city....everything above is entirely inaccurate and that person obviously has never been there for more than 10 minutes.
I am a Louisvillian, therefore I live in Louisville, Ky, yes that's right...I live in Kentucky.
Louisvillian by O'Fallahan August 7, 2012

Lokiville cavalry 

The Lokiville cavalry is an group of solders that protect lokiville while rideing on horseback.
The lokiville cavalry stoped the attacking enemy from attacking lokiville.
Lokiville cavalry by Lokiville February 8, 2022