Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.

Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!

by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012

Black powder musket loader

when your with your girl and you take your dip out put it on your dick and stuff it in her

You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.

by cali5000 September 20, 2009

triple loader

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. The act of having sex with a very loose woman.

In this case, the male's penis is like the agitator in a large washing machine (hence the term triple loader). It would therefore be boring for both parties involved due to the large amount of empty space in there.

I can't believe I paid fifty bucks for a triple loader!

by Naxevem September 1, 2008

loadered

The past tense of drinking too much alcohol, to the point of blacking out large portions of the night.

"I dunno how I got so loadered last night, but now I can't find my clothes!"

by Evan G May 10, 2005

Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.

I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.

by Elbie March 3, 2014

Steam loader

The act of pooping in a potato gun and blasting it off into a woman’s gash (vagina).

Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.

by Madgash5000 December 28, 2019

The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020