AKA Weezy Fuckin Baby, and I mean that in a verbal way.
An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Me: Lil Wayne fuckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.
Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!
Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!
Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
by MepwnsBostonbitches January 5, 2009
Get the Lil Waynemug. a rapper that can't rap without first smoking. needs to get his head on straight and be a man and take care of his daughter.
by Penguin_squad001 March 16, 2011
Get the Lil Waynemug. Lil' Wayne
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
by Montana Trax November 7, 2010
Get the Lil' Waynemug. Lil wayne is basically one of the rappers who killed rap. He claims he is the best rapper alive and IS music. He thinks he is cool because he is from New Orleans. Even though New Orleans is ghetto as hell and one of the murder capitals of the country and he seems to be proud of it. None his lyrics make actual sense. He rythmes the same words over and over Example: Money and Money. All of his songs are either about money, Girls, Sex, Alcohol, himself, his success, new orleans, or drugs.
Lil wayne lyrics:
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
I tell her bartender just straight patron
man I'm takin one of these girls home
and we can do what we do we grown
we can do what we do we grown
by Eh-ra-kuh August 13, 2009
Get the Lil Waynemug. Most overrated rapper ever, I mean really. Greatest rapper alive?, when did nas and all the active old school and underground rappers die?
Really overated, he spits random punchlines, and he steals his swagger and lines from other rappers.
He's a fake blood, and a closet homo!
People that call him the greatest dont listen to hip hop as a whole, all they listen to is radio and bet.
Really overated, he spits random punchlines, and he steals his swagger and lines from other rappers.
He's a fake blood, and a closet homo!
People that call him the greatest dont listen to hip hop as a whole, all they listen to is radio and bet.
Some pussie mexican- Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!
Me- Fuck you, Immortal Technique bitch!
Some pussie mexican- He aint great, you never here tech on the radio.
Me- Fuck you radio rap is for fags.
Me- Fuck you, Immortal Technique bitch!
Some pussie mexican- He aint great, you never here tech on the radio.
Me- Fuck you radio rap is for fags.
by Dominican_Hustle October 16, 2008
Get the Lil Waynemug. 1 a rapper who is terrible has no flow, can't rap, and thinks he's the best but is not. Also if every album you ever made was bad.
3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.
3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.
EX.1 (birdman): yo i got a bat, and a cat,but im not fat
( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE
EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.
( me ) yo you such a lil wayne
( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE
EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.
( me ) yo you such a lil wayne
by i speak the truth 2 April 14, 2010
Get the LIL WAYNEmug. I was horribly trifled at the Lil Wayne concert by the masses of Catholic School prep kids blasting terrible rap music and the extremely limited presence of brothas.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
by kr1574 August 4, 2009
Get the Lil Waynemug.