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lizzard

A girl that seems sweet and nice, but turns out to be a complete bitch determined to screw up her life as well as the lives of others.
I really liked this chick, but she turned out to be a lizzard.
by john the explorer May 28, 2006
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lezaphobic

a version of homophobic, except its towards lesbians not gay males
oh my god i can't believe you just said that, you are so lezaphobic
by white_wicca February 7, 2006
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lezzo

lesbian in turkish slang,sonds english
mr and mrs brown and two lezzos are going to the beach
by lolitadrame August 7, 2003
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Leeza

leeza loves to ask guys out with pick up lines
by lazybutt October 23, 2008
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lezalong

A man, usu. heterosexual, who prefers the company of lesbians; A guy who "tags along" with lesbians; Lesbian equivalent of a faghag.
He's always hanging around but Melissa thinks he's just a lezalong.
by btmfn July 30, 2008
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Lezband

A thick/wide head band mainly worn by homosexual girls and athletes (Normally those two are the same person)
Jake:She's wearing a lezband today....
by Athlete;5-23-12-19 September 5, 2010
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lizzard king

Lizzard King
noun:

1. A lizzard, here, may be defined as any individual belonging to the group of women, named Elizabeth, who are known by their common nickname Lizz and who in some way or another resemble a real life lizard. A Lizzard King is the kind of man who serially dates Lizzards because he has terrible taste in women and none of his friends ever say anything to him about it.
2. In all likelihood, Lizard King probably just misspelled with two instead of one "Z''. He's still King of the Lizards, though.
1:
John: Dude, she looks like a reptile.
Jerry: You mean Elizabeth?
John: Yea. She's a total Lizzard—oh shit it's Henry!
Notorious Lizzard King Henry: John, did you just say Lizzard!? Where? That way? Are you pointing that way? You are pointing that way? Ok, ok I'm going!

2:
Lizard 1: Hsssss!
Lizard 2: Hsssss?
Lizards 1&2: Hsss-hsss!!

Lizzard King: That's right, bitchessssssss!
by PoorClimb February 11, 2014
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