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Lebon

aka bleon this person is very funny. a fellow short person. Spends her days on splatoon so much so that she's the type of person to just... not come on discord and keeep playingggg til like 5am. at some point she's going to get her house broken into, her switch smashed and getting kidnapped by definitely not me ahaha that's for sure but lebon if you're reading this... I suggest sleeping with one eye open if you've been playing splatoon again...

anonymous source - I'd describe bleon as funny, caring, gay ummmm short, kind
DUCKYYYY LEBON DIED AGAINNNN
IT'S TIME TO SPAM LEBON AWAKE
by zestyzeph420 June 24, 2021
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leone

the sickest subaru ever made - also known as the original low rider
my leone is sick hey bro
by mark morrison (masta) October 17, 2003
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Lebanese lasagna

A commercially cooked dish presented as a home-cooked one.
"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.
by astralcowboy77 July 24, 2007
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Lebanese Microwave

A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly

Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).

Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.

The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave

Playa: Want to bet?

Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet

Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit

Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that

Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you

Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power

Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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Leone

A black guy with a huge cock, that can bust a pussy in 2
Leone's Got big dick
by LEONE ZEEKEH September 5, 2018
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Fort LeBoeuf

The worst school district that has ever existed. Filled to the brim with hicks. They say they smoke weed but it is really 95% tobacco. All the girls there are either transgender or furries. This causes all the guys to become confused and just fuck there cows, because all LeBoeuf students own one. Every student has at least 5 diseases all starting with the letter H. They have an unofficial dress code of jeans, a flannel shirt, and boots.
FLB Student: I got some crazy pussy last night.
Guy: Shut the fuck up you go th Fort LeBoeuf cow pussy doesn’t count.
by IEatCat420 March 6, 2019
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lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..
girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010
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