laardvark

n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table

pronunciation: lard'-vark

Look at all those laardvarks leaving that diabetes info class.

Get your own, laardvark!

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

labadie

To suck at telling jokes

Travis: An airplane has 5 engines, 4 of then brake down and a lady says, its going to take us awhile to get there now. Then the 5th engine dies and the lady says, wow! we are going to be up here forever!

Trent: Wow yer such a labadie.

by Kuccimastertre March 16, 2008

physical labor

The act of busting yo ass for cash.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Laban

Acronym for “Lame A$$ Bitxh A$$ Ni&&a”

Susan: I can’t go to the game, I’m busy with homework...

Dontarius: Stop beana Laban Susan

by Meme master lord November 18, 2018

Dumi Lababo

A pun/spoof on Demi Lovato. In the Filipino language, it translates to "dirty sink". Made up by juniors in Makati Science High School.

We are proud to present, the Jomy's Brothers and Dumi Lababo!

by Becquerel July 18, 2009

SCP Secret Laboratory Player

Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.

Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!

by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022

Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).

Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012