Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.

Kris Has A Big Dick.

by Look Pimps November 20, 2023

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

Kris

To suck someone off, or give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius.

by bucketcom January 2, 2024

Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.

Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.

by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024

kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024

Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.

Bro Kris is so silly

by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024