cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

Kev

A YOUNG SELF MADE MAN💯💰

Kev

by ATA FAN 91919 June 17, 2023

Kev

Living in your parent's home after they've left it.

Frank and Mary have retired to the Cotswolds, so he's doing a Kev back at his old gaff.

by Gideon S February 21, 2019

Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

Big Kev

The name of a guy who is cool but usually has unpopular opinions

Who's that at the Trump Rally

Don't worry it's just Big Kev

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018

kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

kev

a vagina who enjoys to talk shit from a far.

Please Cindy you're being a Kev right now

by rivtulips August 22, 2018