Kai

A guy with an absolute MONSTER cock, he will fuck ur shit all night. Ellie's are typically attracted to Kais for one reason. The dick. Ellie's love penis and sometimes experience penis captivus when with a Kai. Kais love wearing grey sweatpants and sending dick pics.

Damn did you hear what Kai did to Ellie last night? I heard they Charizarded.

by Dat boi toi weed smoker April 16, 2019

Kai

n. (syn: Cobra)

Said to a person of a very distinctive behaviour, presenting signs of strong paranoia and agoraphobia. These symptoms are accompanied by an unfounded sense of honour and pride which makes the subject an annoyance when it comes to understanding him/her.

The synonym "Cobra" is in fact not a synonym in itself but rather a name given to a certain villain group in a certain "Karate" film.

"Cobra Kai never dies".

If you encounter a subject presenting the above symptoms, call the person "cobra" and he/she will reply with unarticulated grunt, similar to sex noise, in order to express his/her appreciation.

"Cobra Kai never dies"

"Stop doing your Kai"

"Oui" - French and Japanese accents all mixed

by kuiksilver February 6, 2010

Kai

A pretty pretty princess that is addicted to drugs and alcohol

Johnny: ive been out smoking all day
Person; yeah your a proper kai

by Sunshine210 August 4, 2018

Kai

Kai is the most amazing person that deserves the world. Kai's are often very loving and loyal until their trust is broken. Kai is a person you want in your life, if you don't know one, that sucks for you. Meet one and dont break their trust or hurt them.

Dude 1- What happened between you and Kai??
Dude 2- ....I messed up.
Dude 1- Daaaaamm. Well. Say goodbye to them.

by MothOfTheVoid February 23, 2019

KAY

1)short for the monetary amount of thousand.
2)short for kilo in measurements.
3)short for "okay"
4)short for any form of a name with "kay" in it.
5)phonetical spelling of the 11th letter in the alphabet, "k".

1) "i've got 3k in the bank"
2) a) "i ran the 3k in the race"
b) "there were 3k of strawberries in that crate"
3) "i'm gonna go out, kay"
4) Kayla, Kaylee, Kayleen, Kayleigh

by ANONGENTRY August 8, 2008

Kai

Kai is an amazing, kind, caring, handsome gentleman, and gentle isn't an exaggeration. He is very loving and would do nothing to hirt you, unless you piss him off, he can be pretty feisty if you do that. But other than that, he will care and always make sure you're okay. He has his flaws but that's what makes him, him. Oh and if you catch him and steal him for your boyfriend. Ooh. Lucky you. Oh ya, last thing to mention about him. He's a great kisser~.

Person 1: "So what's the special guy's name?~" "Oh, his name is Kai." "OMG LUCKY!"

by An Emo Ass Bitch December 7, 2018

Kai

Alright so I look up my name on the urban Dictionary right? Kai. What do I see? Them being dude names- then when u see a girl.. it’s nothing like the one I am. So just for some straight bomb facts I’m kinda cool not gonna lie. I’m best friends with a carter and he’s pretty lit I like him. Anyway this kai have short curly hair , is mixed and is 5’5. This kai is kinda smart- sucks at spelling- and really good at math- kinda. This kai likes art, and loves sports as well- nor do I suck at either. This kai is a Texan 🤠 and is okay looking like I’m solid 8 so like fight me. I’m a dank person who asks like crackhead and I’m basically in love with my bsf so we have a problem. Btw if I didn’t say this I am a STRAIGHT FEMALE!

Wow is that Kai? She’s kinda a weirdo honestly.

by Club penguin addict October 6, 2019