Kaiden

He has a huge dick and the biggest dick in the entire world that destroys your pussy

I just got ducked down by kaiden

by sexyasiancat November 21, 2023

kaiden

kaiden is an obtuse, tubby , porky young lad who enjoys eating cake and fries on some occasions such as kaiden day he indulges in these foods whilst wearing his signature antler ears and playing sparkling zero

mylo : hey rabee butt do you think we should tell kaiden about evil stove?
rabee butt : idk hes quite fat and might start drooling at the thought of stove because you know it cooks food haha
mylo : yes but its evil stove so he will undrool because it uncooks his food hahahahahaa

by dababyraw November 26, 2024

Kaiden

A guy who will use you and also put you down a lot. He’s the guy that was an icon in middle school and really fun, but the second he started high school he became an absolute dick.

Girl: omg he’s cute!! Who is that??
Another girl: that’s Kaiden. Stay away from him.
Girl: why?
Another girl: he’s a dick.

by dinosaurbanger December 28, 2023

Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.

P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.

by ianL April 5, 2024

Kaiden

This person loves acoustic guitars, Loves pretending to Rap and tries to successful in life. This person will love to make music on people that do him wrong and so people will not mess with him and unfortunately does not understand the concept of "sorry". also likes taking pictures even though its not the greatest since his career is non-existent.

me : ur pictures suck kaiden

him : We just young staws spitting baws at the pawk until the day gets dawk

by Bro is mad :) July 13, 2024

kaiden

smallest pp and has the worst haircut always and farts all the time

"ew kaiden stop farting for once"

by whoisthat_123 May 6, 2024