Juke Stain

The blue jean colored marks found on the white walls after a ghetto ass apartment party. It occurs from mens blue jean covered ass being smashed against a wall by an overly aggressive woman jukeing too hard.

I need to figure out a way to get these Juke Stain s off of the walls or else I wont get my deposit back.

by Jukestainer April 3, 2011

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

Get JFKED

The act of getting SNIPED in the back of your giant head and dying.

The dad in the giver told the baby to get jfked and proceeded to shoot him in the fucking head.

by Smalldickbigdreams6969 March 6, 2021

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004

junedogger

Commomnly used in Northern Minnesota, it's when someone is passed out,(prefferably in the upright position), then some daring party-goer lowers their pants and sticks their bare asshole on the tip of the passed out person's nose. Then you reach around and give the passed out person a good slap on the face, waking them up. This results in the person springing forward, essentially giving themselves a full facefull of ass.

Looks like Craig is the first one to pass out! I'm gonna give him a junedogger!

by Donny S. July 20, 2008

Internal jukebox

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.

There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!

by getemup January 12, 2012

juke

Chicago slang. Chicago doesnt have a specific dance so we say juke meaning to dance, normally with fast fancy footwork, grinding, and/or a combination of both. Precise movements. A word used to express talented,intense dancing.

We juked all night at the party.

by mikajuka December 28, 2005