I'm the juggernaut bitch

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

by Adrian June 11, 2006

juggernauts

big old sweater cows/breasts. Opposite of masquito bites.

check out the juggernauts on that hoes hound.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Juggerlog

A poop of asshole stretching proportions.

I got home from school yesterday and dropped a juggerlog.

by Jacx2000 May 27, 2016

Juggerburg

Mark Zuckerberg but with really big boobs

Omg bro did you see Juggerburg?!
No, who’s that?
Mark Zuckerberg duh, he just has big jugs!

by Gizzynatior November 17, 2021

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016