Il Judas

A person who gets you drunk every single fucken time! Not to be trusted with alcohol and parties.

Il Judas rega hxieli il lining tal istonku...

by Darmenia June 9, 2019

water-Judas

When your peoples leave you for dead in the water, just flopping around like a dead fish immiment

Damn you water-Judas, you left me out like a dead fish waiting to be put back in the bowl

by OSCAR DELA HOYEEEEEEE December 9, 2024

Judas

a man who was misunderstand to be the traitor that bring jesus christ to his death

man judas was not that bad, he was a misunderstanding

by idk im just here to declare November 22, 2020

Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest

- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!

by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 3, 2016

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019