Jocelyn

The sexiest motherfucker you’ll ever have the privilege to lay your eyes on. She’s witty, she’s motivated, she’s gonna go further than you in life and it’s gonna be a motherfucking breeze. Never challenge her, because you’ll always lose. Never try to get in her way. If you try to ask her out, prepare for rejection because she’s only interested in people that are as cool as her (which ain’t you, by the way). Jocelyn is the most admirable person you’ll ever meet. She fucking rocks.

Him: Damn, I really want Jocelyn to notice me.

Jocelyn: Never in your dreams, loser.

by darbdarb November 23, 2020

Jocelyn

A cute sexy girl that u want to fuck really hard make her ur girl friend u won't regret it she's smart nice and giggly just don't play with her emotions

Damm Jocelyn's hot I want to fuck her hard

Same man. Same

by Girl thatinlovewith/ bbff June 14, 2018

Jocelyn

THE CRACKHEAD of the group she will do the most stupidest things ever like stand on the the table at school or yell fuck me in the cafeteria and is really positive and gives great advice.

Jocelyn:FUCK ME
Someone:holy sh-

by Hehehdisfunny February 9, 2020

Jocelyn

The most amazing,blue eyed,curly/wavy haired girl.Jocelyns are so under appreciated as they’re loyal,self less,idiotic,caring,goofy,weird,and will make you feel like the king of the world.They deserve so much in life and only hope to make a positive impact at first.They are genuine beings with good intentions even though they may come off as rude.They tend to be timid,but will loosen up quickly once you actually take time to understand them.Theyre the baddest no ass ah big fat ass having bubble gum dum dum bitches out there!

Jocelyn:”Shut the fuck up before I eat cho ass up”

by Jzizzle12326572 April 24, 2018

Jocelyn

Honestly one of the bitchiest people
They demand attention and if they dont get enough they try to beef with you
Your friends automatically become hers and In a argument about them she says: “well im closer to them than you are “

Person 1: hey have you seen jocelyn?
Person 2: no shes been ignoring me all day what did i even do

by Pleasewtffshhh November 13, 2019

jocelyna

I'm a girl. I'm beautiful in my own way. My name is unique and I like it. I'm emo and I love anime and rock music. You won't and can't change me. So back off.

Hello Jocelyna, how are you today?

by Isabelle1,600 December 27, 2017

Jocelyn

The most biggest Ariana grande Stan ever!!!! She so beautiful and caring. She fights for her family and friends. She supports lgbtq!! So fun to talk too and is just the chillest person you’ll ever meet
She REJECTS so many boys because she’s so beautiful. If your that lucky guy, KEEP HER!!! Usually other girls tend to copy Jocelyn style and what she likes. But Jocelyn honestly doesn’t care. Lol

Guy1: yo where’s Jocelyn
Guy 2: I think I saw her with Caleb, she’s so fuckin beautiful

Guy1:i know should I ask her out?
Guy2: dude u have now chance

by Cat lover788 June 11, 2020