high jinx

The act of simply getting your feline friend completely stoned.( named after jinx the cat from meet the parents)

Yo, i just totally high jinx'd my cat, lol.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014

Jinx

The same thing as Vincent in the urban dictionary.

"I hope John's a Jinx!"

by Happy Puppy October 1, 2016

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck

Bob: Man where is Jehad, he said he’s coming here.
George: Man, I know he’s one of the nicest guys around, but no offense but he’s a jinx, I think we should keep him away.

by Detroit48209 August 15, 2019

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Mr Jinx

A huge black cat that would hate if you disturbed it. They are most likey pure bred but vets can't tell with out be harmed by the animal. If you ever encounter a "Mr Jinx", especially if he's sleeping, be sure not to disturb him because you may end up in hostipal.

Omg is that Mr Jinx, nigga we better be careful.

by Yodelatme May 2, 2018