Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

by Mr.Finklestein October 5, 2011

jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

by Unknown Author or Account Name May 2, 2007

jew-non-jew

A person of jewish ethnicity but not of jewish faith.

What ethnicity are you?
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.

by Spunkk Ransomm March 27, 2009

Jew Jew

A commonly accepted nickname for 2+2er and in-frequent poker player Michael Davis, King of All Jews.

Hey, anybody seen Jew Jew today? Naw dawg I ain't seen him in a hot second, that nigga's probally bargin hunting down at the Gallaria or maybe playing some fantasy football.

by Seven Studa December 12, 2006

Jewing

a form of humiliation to all ages shown by the pointing of the jew finger(index finger on either hand) and repitively calling the name jew to the victim as shown.

Jew Jew Jew!!!!!!

lets give him a right jewing lads
lets jew that house
he jewed himself

by George Harris June 28, 2008

jewing

To copy off of somebody else.

Hey I got those same shoes. Why are you always jewing off of me?

by Frankenstein Suzuki July 13, 2006

Jew

Who got gassed Jews

How many Jews were killed by Hitler? 6,000,000

by Chlong March 14, 2017