a fucking crackhead who has no self control whatsoever and is also the most concerning friend out of her friend group she also cries over everything but at least she’s hot tbh
janie is a dumbass
by ur mom is hot tbh November 21, 2021
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by Hiiiiii.2jo1 November 22, 2021
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by AmazedPancake24 November 7, 2020
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