he is so amazing!
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
he is caring,kind,cute,lovable, he has and amazing sense of humor and i hope he see's this and knows its me.
he is the one of the best people you'll ever meet.
by AllyDawgTheRapper June 15, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.A male usually annoying and overly playful with a kind heart and good intentions looking for nothing but the best but seems to search in the wrong places
by It's me 4 reals April 9, 2015
Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob is the name of a person commonly a male, they tend to act like assholes and think they're the shit in bed. The reality of a Jacob is that they come up short in almost every possible way, Jacob's tend to have drug addiction problems which cause premature ejaculation. Jacobs are so full of themselves that they honestly believe no one can out do their penile girth or sexual experience in the bedroom
"Girl 1: I had sex with Jacob in the shower he only lasted ten minutes"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
"Girl 2: I know Jacob and I dated for a whilehe couldn't last longer than five minutes, my new boyfriend had to chisle his dick into me...Man I am glad I can feel something during sex again"
"Girl 1: Damn that's Jacob alright"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017
Get the Jacob mug.by nessi of the loc January 17, 2010
Get the jacob mug.someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore
Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
by carmen winslot January 24, 2008
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That kid is being such a Jacob!
by Gregory Jay October 21, 2009
Get the Jacob mug.Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
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