The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."
by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016
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Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.
When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.
by Eltwinkinator June 02, 2018
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Russian flamethrower

When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.
Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower

Ak: thats fucked up dude wth
by Ak_604 February 14, 2019
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clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
by IBE JESUS August 03, 2011
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Russian genderbender

When a Russian chick fucks you so hard you forget your gender
Robert: I heard Lucy gives a killer Russian genderbender
Noah: Hell yeah it was great. It was super confusing though.
by Chan095 March 21, 2017
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Russian beyblade

When a male is laying down and a female saddles your dick and spins 360 degrees.
Babe let’s do the Russian beyblade
Uhhh spin me
by Justin.m May 29, 2018
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russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
by i eat black babies May 05, 2022
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