someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.
-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."
-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!
-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...
Mike: "Uh, yeah."
-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!
-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...
by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008
A genre of hentai in which the female character is immediately beaten by a strong male opponent and then fucked senseless. Popular among kissless virgins (or misogynists) who can't ask a girl out, or can't be fucked to go pursue a girl themselves.
by JuuzouWorshipingAlien September 30, 2023
A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael
"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
by Swoon So Hard October 02, 2013
The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
by Wyatt The Whakkle June 06, 2010
by kdcinsb September 25, 2010
Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).
Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away)
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."
by Scai February 10, 2011