The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.
by anonymous April 10, 2023

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

by Hitmetwice November 09, 2019

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
by Distortus Dongasaurus July 08, 2025

Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.
by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021

by slaatman September 12, 2011

The queen of home wrecking, and slutting around. Goes from door to door in a hotel inn to sleep with married men or just, men. Could be sympathetically used, often not:
by Tallhawtblond July 09, 2025
