crunk teeth

Fake teeth that you can temporarily put in your mouth. They are usually gold in color but can vary. Their main purpose is to make you look good when you are partying.

Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.

I put in my crunk teeth to look good for the ladies.

by Greg Albanese January 28, 2005

horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

by RexGibson February 3, 2006

Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.

Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!

by GS AVI March 21, 2008

Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.

Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."

by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010

gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .

Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth

by John Detlor June 13, 2007

pig teeth

A man or woman who only has 2 teeth in their mouth, both on the bottom part of the gums, and both of which resemble tusks from a boar's mouth.

That chick at the club was lookin' hot til' i made her laugh and she flashed those butt-ugly pig teeth.

by yo-yo baiter July 13, 2007

lowercase teeth

Abnormally small teeth. An adult with toddler sized teeth.

“That weird girl with uppercase gums and lowercase teeth.”
“With what?”
“You know, huge gums and small teeth.”

by Lamp5 August 27, 2021