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King of the Stall

A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
by BackontopinJune January 24, 2022
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stall journey

The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".

Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
by Nick_gee April 30, 2011
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Deluxe Stall

The random stall in the bathroom that's like 3x bigger than the other ones for no apparent reason. Usually the stall of choice for a luxury shit.
John: Hey man, how was your shit?

Other John: Pretty awesome, I got the deluxe stall.

John: Dude, nice.
by deluxestall September 24, 2011
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stall waster

1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open
Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.

The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.

The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.
by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009
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Stall Hopper

The act of looking over the divider between two urinals to check another man's penis size, in order to feel more comfortable with your own penis size.
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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010
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stall brother

A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
by CuseWick August 4, 2015
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Stall-Whaker

One who openly masturbates in a public bathroom, and is caught doing so.
That kid is so stupid, damn Stall-Whaker.
by Aaron Higgins April 16, 2006
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