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SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021
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Spite

“Dude you’re so spiteful you’re being a real glen rn”
by Classicglen. May 11, 2021
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Spite Playlisting

The act of creating a playlist on Spotify out of sheer rage, due to one of the following 13 reasons:

1) You can't figure out how Spotify works.
2) Your favourite brand is getting a new minimalist design.
3) I'm looking at you, Discord...
4) You found some bitch at the club.

5) La La Land.
6) Your goldfish drowns.
7) Your mom.
8) A lemon person has threatened to turn your girlfriend into broth.
9) Edward.
10) Your friend made a deez nutz joke.
11) What do you call a dinosaur that like flies and breathes fire?
12) DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE-
13) You will never know the epic highs and lows of high school football.
Person 1: "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Person 2: "I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs for my nana!"
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll start spite playlisting..."
by LennyPhoenix May 14, 2021
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Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025
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anti-spite

The desire to do a good thing but make it seem like a bad thing.
He let the little kid win the race out of anti-spite.
by Inferno the candle April 6, 2022
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Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.
God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard
by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021
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Spite flirt

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018
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