Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013
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Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.
"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.
by AnchorG June 09, 2022
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immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
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immaculate disinflation

the situation where inflation falls but this does not lead to a rise in unemployment, which would usually be expected
"During the period of immaculate disinflation, the economy experienced a decrease in inflation without any significant rise in unemployment, which was quite remarkable."
by Marc2.0 December 01, 2023
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immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing
Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.
by Rizz daddy tre December 02, 2022
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